photo caption: Michael Linares, sculpture - "Porqué los elefantes cagan y hacen mucho ruido" Installation view, Chemi Room, Santurce, PR, 09/07/11. (also pictured: Jorge Gonzalez - "Untitled (Column, 2003-2011)) - photo courtesy Michael Linares.
CHISTES DE ELEPHANTS Q: How can you tell if an elephant has been in a refrigerator?
R: La puerta no se cerrar. Q: How did you get the elephant into the fridge in the first place?
A: 1) Opened door 2) Inserted elephant 3) Closed door P: ¿Cómo se llama de elefante que monta un guagua? [riding a bus]
R: El pasajero.
Q: Why do elephants drink so much?
A: To forget. P: ¿Qué clase de elefantes viven en el Polo Norte?
R: Los Fríos. Q: What would happen if an elephant sat in front of you at the movies?
A: You miss the picture. Q: Can you know when an elephant has been in the baby's carriage?
P: ¿ Si hay huellas en la cabeza del bebé? [huellas = footprints]
Jan Galligan
75Grand/Sur
Santa Olaya, PR http://75Grand.posterous.com/otra-dia-otro-foto-immortalidad [blog entry]